My "gayest" ban:
Went onto OtisDaHouskat's server. The welcome message was "%1 is a gay baby ****" and I told OtisDaHouskat that that's not a nice way to greet people. I can't remember what happened next, but after that, he told me that he hates me because he thinks I'm black, then I said "How do you even know what colour I am?" then he just banned me. Reason: "No mondayS allowed."