Nerdy Jokes

[Doomonkey]

Post your nerdy jokes here.

Example 1:
Man 1: Your car is nice.
Man 2: How is my car a metamorphic rock at all? (Gneiss)

Example 2:
Why did the magnet go to the carnival?
He was attracted to the ferrous wheel.

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[Vinny]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAa . . . haha . . .heh he.


NO!

[snot2]

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

[Doomonkey]

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

The joke




My head
I feel sad now.

[Zenith]

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

i laughed harder than i should have

[indyjones]

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

..Fallout 3?

[Meow03]

A neutron walks into a bakery, "I'd like a cake," he says, "how much will that be?"
The baker replies, "For you, no charge."

[hankyje]

I don't get the first one, but the second one is funny.

[Man 2]

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

Lol Dexter's Lab


From Fallout 3:
"War does not determine who is right; only who is left."

Dohoho. That should be printed on T-shirts.

[Mega-Bear]

From Fallout 3:
"War does not determine who is right; only who is left."

Dohoho. That should be printed on T-shirts.

T-shirts are great for expressing stuff. :D

[Stocking]

[Mega-Bear]

So a black bishop, rook, and pawn walk into an all-white bar. A queen captures the rook and a king captures the pawn. The bishop, however, checks the king. DOHOHOHOHOHO that joke sucked. I wanted to make a chess joke :(

[PossesedAngel]

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

Ahahahahah..

[GenaralSkar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJGItzuFkEM

[tLOCObor]

I don't get these (>0-0)>