Share your pick-up lines

[james4115]

My snake tastes like Skittles.

do you say things like "wanna taste the rainbow?"

[Ad Bot]

[N0B0-Films]

No.

^Gets me all the ladies.

Same.

[Colten]

Colten Sahms
I feel like
Youre Robin
and Im Ted

Lauren
whos they

Colten Sahms
Characters from How I Met Your Mother

Lauren
oh lol
why ?

Colten Sahms
Lol its corny
YOULL HAVE TO WATCH IT TO UNDERSTAND
And thats why you should sleep over and watch it just saying~

Lauren
No

Just figured Id leave this here... :(

Although later on I did get her to come over :3

[asablief]

nice shoes wanna forget

[CopBlock]

nice shoes wanna forget

ya this one gets me ALL THE BITCHS

[Dodger]

Hi

[james4115]

nice shoes wanna forget

that kind of implies a foot special interest

dunno if you wanna get girls like that

[TheChaosCarrier]

i dont try and date much anymore. i have way more important things to worry about than weather or not i could reproduce tonight.

[Freeze]

love_al harass__nt.

All that's missing is "u" and "me."

lovemeal harassunt?
Ew.

[Stephen953]

Mostly people would say "Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only 10-I-see." But to me, in 10 years, that pick-up line would be overrated.

The only pick-up line I've got is "Hey, wanna grab some love?"

Useless. ._.

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Gosh-darnit.

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What?!

[Doomonkey]

[Skip]

Wanna' forget?

[TeslaCoil]

Hey baby are you irradiated?

Because I'm growing a third leg!

[CopBlock]

hey forget me or im going to stab the forget out of you

[Colten]

Hey baby are you a man
cause im totally gay right now


gets all da ladies!