Share your pick-up lines

[SacredOblivion]

If I can re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

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[Uncle Bengs]

If I can re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

so god damned cheesy

[james4115]

If I can re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

if i could change the letters i would put I inside of U

[Mega-Bear]

My willy wonka wants to explore your chocolate factory.

[reaper]

hello baby im hear 2 take u on an adventure wit my snake ;-) i am a 43 year old who colects cool rocks and sofas. i currently take care of children usualy waching them outside of the preschool playground. i am a excellent child looker outer. please amrry me or contact me at coolloveyteenager13@hotmail.com

p.s. do not steal my pick up line i do not want ladys to put cofee on me like last time . fucers

[Mega-Bear]

hello baby im hear 2 take u on an adventure wit my snake ;-) i am a 43 year old who colects cool rocks and sofas. i currently take care of children usualy waching them outside of the preschool playground. i am a excellent child looker outer. please amrry me or contact me at coolloveyteenager13@hotmail.com

lol reaper

write a love note

[oleg662]

Get the forget in the car, and take of your pants.

[reaper]

lol reaper

write a love note

love note to britney,
dear britney your eyes are like my limited edition blue sparkly rocks and your hair are like my collectors edition 1994 sofa that ronald reagan sat + farted on when he was tired at the white house. if you take my as your love you will not regret it for you can be my seed taker and assitant rock collector. please think this through and call me,,, soon please. or now

[Mega-Bear]

love note to britney,
dear britney your eyes are like my limited edition blue sparkly rocks and your hair are like my collectors edition 1994 sofa that ronald reagan sat + farted on when he was tired at the white house. if you take my as your love you will not regret it for you can be my seed taker and assitant rock collector. please think this through and call me,,, soon please. or now

reaper you are a true literate artist :')))

[Pixel]

Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you :p

[pocketrocket300]

You're really hot.

[Coulmbai]

Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you :p

Haha this

[GodlyFireFight]

Once my friend hung around the mall saying "I lost my number, can I have yours?" One smack, one fake number, and 7 rejections.

[Sirrus]

"Hey babe, you got a birthday?"

Awkwardly laughing, she says "haha, yeah?"

You give her a wink and a smile "Sweet."

That it. As long as the girl is stupid and hot, she'll start laughing and give you a lovey smile, usually. Good conversation starter. I've field tested this, it's gold.

[Colten]

"Hey babe, you got a birthday?"

Awkwardly laughing, she says "haha, yeah?"

You give her a wink and a smile "Sweet."

That it. As long as the girl is stupid and hot, she'll start laughing and give you a lovey smile, usually. Good conversation starter. I've field tested this, it's gold.

Theyre just laughing at your beard