Post your most painful experience

[Madmitten]

in 2nd grade when someone pushed me too fast on the monorail and i let go and did a backflip and landed on my chest.

got the WIND knocked out of me

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[Raeyok]

When I was younger, I played soccer. During a game, I decided to be an idiot and kick the ball straight on with my toes instead of the inside of my foot. Needless to say, I'm never doing that again. Due to the somewhat-flimsy-ness of soccer cleats, when I kicked the ball with a forgetton of power, the nail on my big toe was shoved backwards into my toe about 1/16 of an inch. Blood everywhere, couldn't walk properly for like two weeks.

Another really painful moment is when I fell off my bike when I was younger and landed directly on both my hands simultaneously, instantly breaking both wrists. I couldn't get myself up off the ground because every time I tried to push off the ground, it felt like someone was driving really, really long nails up my arms through my wrists.

[Dr.Block]

I was 4, I was richarding around on the this couch with these wooden arms, and I slipped. My chin landed on one of the arms and I bit through my loving tongue on impact. I think that was the most I have ever bled in my life.

Another time when I was 4, I rolled off of my bed and one of my underdeveloped front teeth got caught on this thread from the blanket and the loving tooth got ripped right out of my head. First time I ever lost a tooth, too. I had no idea what was going on.

And this isn't really a painful experience but it very well could have been. I was riding on the back pegs of this kid's bike while he was going down a very steep hill (stupid idea to begin with) and it looked like he was going to crash so I tried to jump off while we were still going pretty fast, but my leg got caught between the top of his back tire. It didn't hurt that bad and it wasn't a bad injury either, but I came really loving close to getting my balls caught in there instead of my legs. They would have been smashed into raisins.

[Nikki]

After scoliosis surgery. I had learn to walk again. It also made it impossible to sit back in chairs for a long time.

[asablief]

but I came really loving close to getting my balls caught in there instead of my legs. They would have been smashed into raisins.

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[Trogtor]

I was sledding down a hill when I was 4.

I hit a tree, thing was, my legs were spread out so I hit my wanker.

[Altered]

I was fighting a horde of angry ninjas with only a shark tooth and a fist and I got knocked across the room, where lots of pots and pans from a shelf above me fell on me, knocking me out.

I woke up, tied up and burned from electricution and I had to escape without my trusty shark tooth, and every step was painful and more ninjas came out and fought me.

I escaped, got home, jumped on the computer and wrote this.

[naturemon]

My worst isn't too bad, I fell off a small bike that I was riding for lolz, my knee ended up landing on some rock and I gashed it open, the pain wasn't too bad, but the needle that was stuck in there to numb it hurt so bad (I had to get stitches).

[Supersylox]

I dared to enter the blockland forums

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[Trogtor]

My worst isn't too bad, I fell off a small bike that I was riding for lolz, my knee ended up landing on some rocket and I gashed it open, the pain wasn't too bad, but the needle that was stuck in there to numb it hurt so bad (I had to get stitches).

That reminds me,  (Which would be my most painful)
About 2 years back, I got some crutches and used them as stilts. (Lol)
I was walking with them down my drive way (Which is full of rocks) and fell over and gashed my knee. I didn't get stitches and I have like a little scar there.

[SailorMan]

When I was like 4 the dentist had to pull out my tooth. It cracked in two and the dentist messed up and cut my gum open. It was bleeding for a long time after words.

[The Corporation]

Was a  little kid, somewhere around age 10 or something like that, and I got pneumonia
The doctor had to inject a needle into my ass.

It hurt so much.
But the pneumonia was a bitch too.

[TwenteFreak]

PAPERCUTS

[TeslaCoil]

I've never broken a single bone in my body. And I do a lot of things that should break something.

[Supersylox]

The most painful thing that ACTUALLY happened to me was when I was about 3 my mother shoved me into a chair or something and cut my mouth open. I get a feeling it was moderately painful. I have a scar to this date.