SCP-387 - Living Lego

[Anti-Block]

This is how you kill SPC 682.

[Ad Bot]

[HellHound]

I'd like a perfect x-ray machine.

[Red Cube]

WE WILL ALL BE TERMINATED BY THE GLORIOUS SCP FOUNDATION!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

No, this ain't happening for a long time I betcha.

[TeslaCoil]

No, this ain't happening for a long time I betcha.

You son of a betcha.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

You son of a betcha.

wait what

(off-topic: damn, jsut downloaded need for speed world and it says technical difficulties in the servers mere moments after download completes. SUS-loving-PENSE)

[HellHound]

What does it mean when somebody says "[sic]"?

Example: "World's Best Tothbrush" [sic]

[Gojira]

Bump.

[Chrono]

This is how you kill SPC 682.

Here is a partial list of objects launched into the sun by the station:

SCP-682: came back on fire.

[TeslaCoil]

How did 682 get back? Is it a magical flying space lizard? I know it's a reptile so...

[Chrono]

How did 682 get back? Is it a magical flying space lizard? I know it's a reptile so...

The sun was... disgusting.

jk idk lol

[HellHound]

The Teleporting Destroyer is real. Although the information on it is somewhat false.

It's actual purpouse is to deflect mines (I think magnetic ones) with an electromagnetic pulse.

[HellHound]

Bump.

[Gojira]

Bump.

[carolcat]

Bump.

Bumpercars?