SCP-387 - Living Lego

[TeslaCoil]

The hand was then heated, which still provoked no response. Wtf? What did they use a microwave?

That was the oven instructions.

[Ad Bot]

[james4115]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-914

insert gun

get laser gun

[Chrono]

For the love of all things living, do NOT put a pistol shrimp into 914 with the very fine setting.

[HellHound]

Please refrain from attempting to set off SCP-252. Attempts will be rewarded with termination or a nice sunday drive with Dr. Gerald.

[breadboy]

Guys, this stuff is srs.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2041-j

[HellHound]

Anybody have any good ones?

[Watcher In The Myst]

Guys, this stuff is srs.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2041-j

2041 is stupid. I just read one, I can't remember, POSSIBLY 278 or something, it's a coffin 3 miles underground in a box containing a corpse that's nearly invincible.

[Night Fox]

A lot of these are scarier when reading the containment protocol, but then get less scary when you find out what exactly they do.
For example:
THE MORGUE
Once you find out how peaceful the object really is, it's not scary much at all.
In fact, it almost seemed to have a more "happy" feeling to it for me.

[Gojira]

2041 is stupid. I just read one, I can't remember, POSSIBLY 278 or something, it's a coffin 3 miles underground in a box containing a corpse that's nearly invincible.

it can be defeated by SCP-10101-J.
He's practically made of awesome, and he's totally not a self-insert or anything.

[Mega-Bear]

A lot of these are scarier when reading the containment protocol, but then get less scary when you find out what exactly they do.
For example:
THE MORGUE
Once you find out how peaceful the object really is, it's not scary much at all.
In fact, it almost seemed to have a more "happy" feeling to it for me.

Zombies give you a feeling of happiness? :c

[johnnyboy]

Zombies give you a feeling of happiness? :c

they do for me

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-014-j

Beware

[HellHound]

Little People?

Isn't that a choking hazard?

[Lørd Tøny]

Little People?

Isn't that a choking hazard?

It is when they install a high dive next to your mouth.

[HellHound]

Please do not let Dr. Gerald be a designated driver under any circumstances.