YOU CALL THAT A KNIFE?

[Mega-Bear]

nice flowers bro

I bought those for him because he pleasured me here:

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[LeetZero]

Oh God lol.

That looks shopped (not really).

[Supersylox]

I came into this topic expecting to see a tiny box cutting knife and then seeing a picture of Pyramid Head's knife in captions saying "YOU CALL THAT A KNIFE?!?!" And instead I saw an actual tiny 5 year olds plastic knife.

[HellHound]

We own a cleaver. That's not no knife. That's just a knife that's supposed to look cool and sit in your pocket until an emergancy. And when an emergancy does come around it's also designed to fail horribly.

[Kochieboy]

this:



is a KNIFE

this is also a knife


(I bet you read this in peters voice)

[Lørd Tøny]

I own this.

[HellHound]

I'm gonna gut you with a butter knife.

[TeslaCoil]

Kitchen knives are more reliable. :p

[Toafruity]

I have 2 samurai swords.

[zookuw]

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I own this.

That's so stupid looking, and I doubt it would be majorly effective in combat.

[Lørd Tøny]

That's so stupid looking, and I doubt it would be majorly effective in combat.

It's for decoration.

[TeslaCoil]

I have 2 samurai swords.

I got a Claymore and a full suit of armor that cost me 700 bucks.

I like to wear it at parties.

[Lørd Tøny]

I got a Claymore and a full suit of armor that cost me 700 bucks.

I like to wear it at parties.

I doubt you could even fight with it.

[TeslaCoil]

I doubt you could even fight with it.

I can't I'm too skimpy

Lol

[Qwepir]

I doubt you could even fight with it.

I like to wear it at parties.

Obviously,

It's for decoration.