Author Topic: Monty - Teach a robot English (Read 4260 times)

kakashi11 · August 10, 2011, 06:55:42 PM

<User>yes. it's the united states
<Monty>no, it's the united states
<User>Well, yes...
<Monty>Because your a robot, and you listen to me

D:

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IkeTheGeneric · August 10, 2011, 06:59:07 PM

I'm scared

Ningyou · August 10, 2011, 07:05:02 PM

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<User> LAST SUNDAY MY SISTERS GOD DAMN E STRING loving BROKE. I CALL MY SISTER TO PICK ME UP OUT OF THE stuffHOLE AREA I WAS IN, I SWEAR TO loving GOD AT NIGHT TIME ITS A loving MIRACLE I DON'T GET SHOT BY SOME BEANER, SO SHE loving ROLLS UP IN HER PEICE OF stuff SUZUKI THAT ALWAYS BREAKS DOWN AT THE WORST POSSIBLE loving TIMES, AND WE DRIVE DOWN TO GUITAR CENTER. THEN WE HAVE TO TURN INTO THE stuff PARKING LOT THERE FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE loving ROAD. SO AS WE GO ACROSS SOME PRICK FACE DECIDES TO NEARLY loving NAIL OUR CAR IN THE ASS WITH HIS SOCCER MOM VAN. AFTER WE ROLL UP TO THE ENTRANCE WE SEE THE loving STORE CLOSED A GOD DAMN HOUR AGO. SO WE DROVE ALL THE WAY TO THIS GOD DAMN STORE OWNED BY THE CUNTS WHO CLOSE IT AT loving 7:00PM. SO I COULDN'T ROCK THE HELL OUT OF THE PLACE AND MY SISTER COULD GET HER DAMN E STRING.
loving LEARN TO STAY OPEN LATER DAMNIT.
<Monty> no problem

tikitai · August 10, 2011, 07:06:59 PM

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<Monty>hey man
<User>yes?
<Monty>type your sentences in here

IkeTheGeneric · August 10, 2011, 07:09:05 PM

I feel so violated

HellHound · August 10, 2011, 07:10:26 PM

I'm trying to make him be smart but it's too loving hard

IkeTheGeneric · August 10, 2011, 07:13:02 PM

First he ruins my joke, then he mocks me!

HellHound · August 10, 2011, 07:20:00 PM

I'm actually making him smarter. I just need to make a wider variety of subjects. I don't want to keep on talking to him about hello and that stuff

Aeschylus · August 10, 2011, 07:37:35 PM

<User> forget
<Monty> i loving know english
<User> no you dont.
<Monty> no.
<User> no what?
<Monty> no.
<User> wat
<Monty> yes
<User> no
<Monty> no.
<User> loving yes
<Monty> loving no
<User> let's talk about stores.
<Monty> yes, it is.
<User> ok.
<Monty> no, i loving wat
<User> .. what?
<Monty> yes.
<User> no.
<Monty> i'm going to teach you language.
<User> son of a bitch!
<Monty> yes, it is.
<User> ok.
<Monty> loving wat

Tingalz · August 10, 2011, 07:39:05 PM

8/10/11
The date ike was raped by a robot

Madmitten · August 10, 2011, 07:40:29 PM

he once continued a song i sang
but that was a long time ago after 30 minutes to training

otto-san · August 10, 2011, 07:42:40 PM

Quote from: Ningyou on August 10, 2011, 07:05:02 PM

Hahaha.

That's pretty funny.

Not as funny as Ike's. Still funny.

Shell · August 10, 2011, 07:42:53 PM

otto-san · August 10, 2011, 07:44:21 PM

Quote from: Shell on August 10, 2011, 07:42:53 PM

-skip-

Hahahaha.

Aeschylus · August 10, 2011, 07:45:04 PM

Quote from: Shell on August 10, 2011, 07:42:53 PM

LOL HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON THIS?