Monty: Let's discuss literature.
Me: Right-o
Monty: It's 4:24
Me: What does that have to do with literature?
Monty: I do not have memory problems.
EDIT:
Monty: What are you teaching me?
Me: Everything
Monty: Hi
EDIT2:
Me: I am four sentences.
Monty: I am a category 12 hurricane! Be careful!
Me: I will.
Monty: it appears that does something.