Author Topic: Describe Jesus' computer! (Read 2992 times)

mp7964 · August 11, 2011, 11:10:32 PM

This topic is simple, describe Jesus' computer in all it's glory.

I'll start,

His mouse is a cloud

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Jetlok · August 11, 2011, 11:12:38 PM

it's nonexistant.
because there's nobody to own it.

BillytheNosePicker · August 12, 2011, 12:07:08 AM

His screensaver is an angel.

Tetris · August 12, 2011, 12:24:06 AM

it's nonexistant.
because there's nobody to own it.

And
here
we
go

battlebrain · August 12, 2011, 12:25:42 AM

And
here
we
go

beat me to it

Oasis · August 12, 2011, 01:21:10 AM

Jesus had no computer, for when he was supposedly alive, computing was not technically around.

DracoSoul · August 12, 2011, 01:25:15 AM

it runs windows

PVC Potato Gun · August 12, 2011, 01:38:19 AM

He has files of pron.

Flamecannon · August 12, 2011, 01:43:10 AM

calculator

Daedalus · August 12, 2011, 02:58:40 AM

We're his Sims.

Trogtor · August 12, 2011, 03:52:15 AM

Mega-Bear · August 12, 2011, 05:20:48 PM

We're his Sims.

lol'd

LordCutlerBeckett · August 12, 2011, 06:01:15 PM

6.8 GHz processor....

...not overclocked.

yeaaaaaaaah

Supreme Guy · August 12, 2011, 10:34:41 PM

it has a monitor and a processor and a motherboard and a graphics card and random access memory chips and a C-D drive

Regulith · August 13, 2011, 07:18:30 AM

A programmable machine designed to sequentially and automatically carry out a sequence of arithmetic or logical operations.