So, here's what this thread is about,
Your faith is humanity It has come to my attention that we have failed as a race, and would be better off getting wiped out like the dinosaurs. First off, here are screen shots of what people on have actually searched in Google. And maybe some YouTube comments (can't prove our species' stupidity without YT comments).

OF COURSE THE MAN CAN FIND US BECAUSE WE DIDN'T POST THIS ON 5 VIES. Plus, why was the person watching
shake it up, anyway? That person is obviously ethically challenged to think that chain mail is true.
Now to Google, I will definitely post more YT comments later.
You honestly don't know how to boil water and put your shucked corn in it for 10-15 minutes?

IF THAT'S TRUE THEN MY RHEUMATOLOGIST PUT A 12 YEAR OLD ON STEROIDS. (not really entirely stupid, but still funny)

Wow, I'm discriminated against and/or unhappy. (stupid and hilarious.)

How can anyone conceivably think that "shooting stars" are really stars? C'mon people. And how can a shooting game be in anyway harmful to a kid?
I will post more later. Post your own, if you want to. And discuss.