Author Topic: How do you ask a girl out?  (Read 7806 times)

She's mad pretty. She's short, has green eyes, and has a cute yet shy voice. How do I ask her out?

I know exactly who you're talking about!




Clearly asking for help on the forums like these, never turn out well.

Buy her games on Steam.

give her your broken toilet as a sign of love

Tom

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StickitinTom'spopper

slap her and call her a bitch, preferably twice a day.

It's too heavy
work out by lifting it

you'll give her a gift and get a super hot bod she'll love


Buy her games on Steam.
This is how you ask Stocking out. If you ever want to tap that, do it.


give her your broken toilet as a sign of love
Pee on it first.

This is how you ask Stocking out. If you ever want to tap that, do it.

I actually went out with the guy that bought me TF2, but not because he bought me it lol

That was all the way back in 8th grade.