How do you ask a girl out?

[Clone v.117]

Roses are red, violets are blue, i have a knife, get in my van.

Say it!

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[Ningyou]

That's the whole point of this thread;

To do her face. :D


Oh wait, TO her face...

Nah forget that, that's lame.

you dirty forgeter.

[YorkTown95]

I clearly don't use facebook and google+ as a dating site, pretty damn stupid, I rather ask my date in person.

[RedGajin]

grab your balls and just do it

"Hey I like you, wanna go out?"

Worst case scenario her face twists in disgust and you have to live it down.

Grabbing you balls infront of a girl you are trying to ask out wouldn't go to well I would think.

[Clone v.117]

grab your balls and just do it

"Hey I like you, wanna go out?"

Worst case scenario her face twists in disgust and you have to live it down.

Or she is freaked out because your talking to her while holding your sack.

[asablief]

Grabbing you balls infront of a girl you are trying to ask out wouldn't go to well I would think.

Bahahaha

Or she is freaked out because your talking to her while holding your sack.

its not funny anymore

[Sulfate]

did somebody say myspace?

have fun never getting a date

[Stocking]

did somebody say myspace?

have fun never getting a date

Tails asked Miika out over Steam so... anything's possible.

[Awdax]

"Hey, my name's [Insert name here]. What's yours? Just kidding, I already know what it is. It's beautiful."

or

"Hey, it's supposed to be Sunny today...With a chance of getting laid. How 'bout we make like clouds and rub up against eachother?"

Works everytime.

[Ningyou]

Tails asked Miika out over Steam so... anything's possible.

He's my hubby ;D

[asablief]

"Hey, my name's [Insert name here]. What's yours? Just kidding, I already know what it is. It's beautiful."

or

"Hey, it's supposed to be Sunny today...With a chance of getting laid. How 'bout we make like clouds and rub up against eachother?"

Works everytime.

never gotten laid

[Clone v.117]

its not funny anymore

I posted 8 seconds later, meaning he posted it while i was typing it.

[RedGajin]

"Hey, my name's [Insert name here]. What's yours? Just kidding, I already know what it is. It's beautiful."

or

"Hey, it's supposed to be Sunny today...With a chance of getting laid. How 'bout we make like clouds and rub up against eachother?"

Works everytime.

Those were the worst I have ever read. Even for joke lines.

[Clone v.117]

Those were the worst I have ever read. Even for joke lines.

This.

[Awdax]

Those were the worst I have ever read. Even for joke lines.

That's the jo-
Wait, no.

D:
I'm ruined.