Monocle is enlisting in the military.

[Bones4]

That is the single most uneducated statement I've ever heard about the Air Force.

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[Skip]

Why? Its not a good-bye post

He made one as another topic.
Speaking of which, I didn't get to tell him good riddance. :c

[Solid]

monocle, for once something you say fills me with positive emotions <3

good luck, man

also 10,000th post

[Domidore66]

Join the S&R division of the Coast Guard, that way you could possibly visit me and work for my dad.

My dad's a Warrant Officer in the Coast Guard.

[Conan]

good luck, man

[fred da kiko]

i was going to make a stuffty cod joke but i couldn't remember the perks, so instead i'll compliment you on choosing the coast guard. the coast guard is more like a rescue unit and doesn't really engage in combat from my understanding, so it's my second favorite part of the military, first being special forces because the just seem so bad ass.

[Sheath]

I want a purpose in life. I don't want to work 9-5 and hate my life for no reason.

The rest of what you wrote I can understand, but this bit is just lol.

[Solid]

The rest of what you wrote I can understand, but this bit is just lol.

yeah seriously. at this point in time, signing up for the military is just sacrificing your life so some fat guy and drive his SUV to the local dunken donuts

[fred da kiko]

WAIT. what if you worked 9-5 as the owner of a magical candy factory that granted children's wishes?

[Strovbe]

Don't join the chair force
only 3% actually fly, and the rest go and do motivational speeches and do those basecamp-touring military rock bands.

nope

[Stocking]

yeah seriously. at this point in time, signing up for the military is just sacrificing your life so some fat guy and drive his SUV to the local dunken donuts

What about the millions of people freed from the tyranny and theocracy torn down by the US?

[Colten]

What about the millions of people freed from the tyranny and theocracy torn down by the US?

nah fat guy is funnier!1111

[Fredulus]

What about the millions of people freed from the tyranny and theocracy torn down by the US?

lol, thats sarcasm, right? hard to tell

[fred da kiko]

yeah seriously. at this point in time, signing up for the military is just sacrificing your life so some fat guy and drive his SUV to the local dunken donuts

do you know what the coast guard is?

if you're in a boat off the coast and your boat explodes, count on the coast guard to save your ass with a helicopter.

the coast guard aren't a defensive or aggressive division, they are all rescue, it's like you comparing a fireman to a police officer.

[Stocking]

lol, thats sarcasm, right? hard to tell

wat