Sandvich taught me his fingering powers over the internet.
I will use this power to make myself a female with wings.
And disintegrate everything that gets in my path. And create a new world full of blockheads. And then i'll rename humans to Ancients.
Everything is possible once you master your middle finger :D
Me and sandvich will rule the world as gods.

My only weakness is a forum member that can make good points and doesn't post 10 times a day like some. She is also a brony.