Apocalypse

[Hydrabisque]

Because fingering is way more pleasing than the actual thing.
Sandvich just fingers little girls because his snake is too small to please girls his own age.

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[Meditate]

Okay, then why do we need boats?

To escape rape island.

[Trymos]

And this is why we need to hurry.

Ancients will be treated like nice people. They will live exactly the same as blockheads.

wait what

Sandvich's middle finger is beyond powerful.

[Shadoku]

My only weakness is a forum member that can make good points and doesn't post 10 times a day like some. She is also a brony.

Hmm..

[carolcat]

Okay, then why do we need boats?

To get away from the rapists and cannibals.

To escape rape island.

Yeah, this.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

To escape rape island.

You're still not coming with us, I think you're a rapist.

HEY LOOK
A CONVENIENTLY PLACED UNDERGROUND BUNKER
Get in people that aren't rapists.

Ancients will be treated like nice people. They will live exactly the same as blockheads.Sandvich's middle finger is beyond powerful.

But you said "fingering" I don't want fingers in my ass

[Aeschylus]

I think only smarter people should survive, not stupid people. like PurpleMetro.

and anyone who wants to survive should be smart enough to gather up as many of us as possible and we can survive together. that's what I would do if nobody else is already doing it. and either way the odds of any of us meeting up are very, very, very, very, very, very, very low. unless you guys live only a city or two away.

[carolcat]

You're still not coming with us, I think you're a rapist.

HEY LOOK
A CONVENIENTLY PLACED UNDERGROUND BUNKER
Get in people that aren't rapists.

Kay.

-snip-

We're all on Hawaii/Rape Island.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Nice place for a post-apocalyptic bunker.
HEY LOOK CONVENIENTLY PLACED ARMORY

[Trymos]

But you said "fingering" I don't want fingers in my ass

It's a ranged power.

[Hydrabisque]

I think only smarter people should survive, not stupid people. like PurpleMetro.

and anyone who wants to survive should be smart enough to gather up as many of us as possible and we can survive together. that's what I would do if nobody else is already doing it. and either way the odds of any of us meeting up are very, very, very, very, very, very, very low. unless you guys live only a city or two away.

You didn't read edited OP.  We'd all be stranded on Hawaii for some weird reason.

[Meditate]

What will convince you that I am not a rapist?

[Hydrabisque]

What will convince you that I am not a rapist?

Stop saying handicapped things involving your semen on another man.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

What will convince you that I am not a rapist?

Not raping people

Stop saying handicapped things involving your semen on another man.

This

[Meditate]

Proof that I'm posting stupid stuff about semen?