Facing constipation problems?

[BillytheNosePicker]

I haven't eaten at all today. It's hard to stuff.

DISCUSS

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[Belogna]

I haven't eaten at all today. It's hard to stuff.

DISCUSS

Then eat a loving pear.

[BillytheNosePicker]

Then eat a loving pear.

I'm too full to eat or drink anything

[Placid]

ask your parents for a laxative
wait an hour or so
???
stuff

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Prunes

[Belogna]

I'm too full to eat or drink anything

you just said you didn't eat anything
I don't give a damn, either eat a pear or shut the forget up.

[Col. Burton]

>ask lego forum about constipation
>get stuffty responses

HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID.

[TeslaCoil]

If you take my special medicine, it will trade you the squirts for the drips. :3

[dkamm65]

Drink some spoiled milk. You'll be pissing out your ass in no time.

[Placid]

>ask lego forum about constipation
>get stuffty responses

HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID.

lol

also @op apparently i have "pooping problems" (according to my parents, even though i can stuff just fine without a laxative)
if you can't stuff, take a capful of Miralax, it makes you stuff pretty badly.

[BillytheNosePicker]

Ok I have a laxative in my hand. What do now?

[Belogna]

Ok I have a laxative in my hand. What do now?

up butt
swollow

[Vegetarian Zombie]

>ask lego forum about constipation
>get stuffty responses

HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID.

i c wut u did thar.

[BillytheNosePicker]

up butt
swollow

Ok

nothing is happening. Any other suggestions? I want this problem to go fast.

[Placid]

Ok I have a laxative in my hand. What do now?

is it like, a powder?
if it is, get a glass of water (or something that you can actually swallow) and pour a capful (there should be a line on the inside) and stir it in.. it'll look gross but it works. trust me, my dad has to do this for his colonoscopy tomorrow (a full bottle of laxatives.. yikes.)

if they're something else then i have no clue.

Ok

nothing is happening. Any other suggestions? I want this problem to go fast.

do you not know how laxatives work? you have to wait until you digest them a little, then you'll start to feel the need to go stuff
just be patient.