Slay That Dragon (thread 3 rerail 1)

[Cybertails1998]

(All the nicknames in the code-box are made up)

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leet1337: I throw bomb at dragon.
AWSUMFACES: The bomb bounces off his skin, then blows you up.  I say to the dragon 'Die pl0x?'
RockLando: The dragon answers 'No' and tailwhips you. I sword him...In short: First user tells what he would do to a dragon to kill him, the second user tells how the dragon kills the first user under those conditions, then tells what would he do to kill a dragon. Third one tells how this failed, then tries to kill a dragon too, and so on.
I start:

I try to ninja the dragon with my katana.

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[Sami2ss]

The katana slips, he eats it, and he stuffs upon you shards of katana. I then try to assault the dragon with my masheen gunzz lolz!!!!!!!!!!!

[brickybob]

The katana slips, he eats it, and he stuffs upon you shards of katana.

That is the brutalest to way to die I've ever heard.

[Sami2ss]

That is the brutalest to way to die I've ever heard.

actually - yeah let's go with that.

[fred da kiko]

i intentionally get swallowed hole by the dragon, hanging on to it's uvula, and choking it to death. i win.

[Cybertails1998]

i intentionally get swallowed hole by the dragon, hanging on to it's uvula, and choking it to death. i win.

Someone did not read the OP.

[RedGajin]

I have oral love with the dragon.

[Cybertails1998]

The dragon is too big and heavy.

I throw a nnja star.

[masterockets]

Sadly nnja stars never exsited
and the dragon killed you blah

I kick it in the face

[hankyje]

b-b-but I AM a dragon :c

[Sami2ss]

AND THEN EVERYONE IS DIEDED

[Cybertails1998]

and everyone rezzed

[Supersylox]

I read How to Kill a Mockingbird to the dragon?

[Cybertails1998]

I read How to Kill a Mockingbird to the dragon?

the dragon ignores you

I try to give him a brainfart

[Swollow]

the dragon ignores you

I try to give him a brainfart

hay wait a minute your already dead, so nothing happens. I deny the fact the dragon existed.