My cat has briefcase depression

[BillytheNosePicker]

Ever since I got myself a new briefcase,  my cat has been very down lately. It refuses to eat, play, etc.

[Ad Bot]

[Stocking]

Have love with it then.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"That damn briefcase, it sucks all the joy from my life."

[TeslaCoil]

Cats like closed spaces or small boxes. Stick the cat in the Briefcase. Problem solved.

[Masterlegodude]

You make such odd topics...


Why does your cat like a briefcase so much?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Have love with it then.

The briefcase or the cat?

[BillytheNosePicker]

The briefcase or the cat?

I like the briefcase more. Whenever I try to hump my cat it refuses.

[Mega-Bear]

All of your joke topics have been stuff. Make better ones or get out.

[BillytheNosePicker]

All of your joke topics have been stuff. Make better ones or get out.

You think this is a JOKE? You're a joke. You think you can come with your sissy ass and tell me I'm stuff? Oh no sister. My topics are 100% real.

[Mega-Bear]

You think this is a JOKE? You're a joke. You think you can come with your sissy ass and tell me I'm stuff? Oh no sister. My topics are 100% real.

:(

[Shell]

he needs a briefcase to keep his stuff inside

[Masterlegodude]

Why does your cat like a briefcase so much?

[BillytheNosePicker]

he needs a briefcase to keep his stuff inside

Nah I already have yu toilet for that

[BillytheNosePicker]

My cat hates the briefcase. That's why he's in a depression.

[Shell]

My cat hates the briefcase. That's why he's in a depression.

put cat treats inside the briefcase, then he'll like it

EDIT: What the forget this was my 2000th post.