Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[carolcat]

I burned the body.

"Well, that was rude."

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[Jokey365]

"Guess I'm going to have to try this my own way..."
I looked at the opening in my back, and examined everything.
I strained a bit, but then several areas inside of my opened up very slightly (On the inside) and then were filled with stuff that gave me speech, made out of the goop, so they could easily be saved if I'm attacked.
"Test... No..." I said, getting an odd voice.
After a few changes, I finally got a close enough match.
"Ah, the wonders of this slime amaze me..."

There.
"Now, does anybody know what to do?"

[xxxxkill]

"Well, that was rude."

It was like, three pages back.

There.
"Now, does anybody know what to do?"

"For what?"

[Jokey365]

"Anything, I haven't a clue what to do"

[xxxxkill]

"Anything, I haven't a clue what to do"

"I could practice magic. And I need a target..." I looked at jokey.

[Jokey365]

I melted and headed out the door.

[xxxxkill]

I melted and headed out the door.

"Coward." I lifted my blade. "Damn, I'm gonna be rusty if I don't practice with these." I said, pulling out my other blade. "Who wants to spar?"

[Jokey365]

I flew back into the room and some boxing ring ropes surrounded xxxx, with me in it with him, in shorts with boxing gloves, prancing around with my fists up.
And my back was connected to my corner by a strand of goop.

[Gojira]

"Um, I'll practice with you xxxx. Can you turn these into weighted foam swords? I don't wanna die today."

[Jokey365]

I frowned, and everything melted, and I was back into my puddle.
I exited the room.
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[Gojira]

"Ha ha, very funny Jokey."

[xxxxkill]

"Um, I'll practice with you xxxx. Can you turn these into weighted foam swords? I don't wanna die today."

"Hell no. I can however, do this." I said, lifting up my blades. I ran my finger along the edge, then, when I was done with both blades, brought one down upon my wrist. My hand was still connected. "Find another sword, I'll do the same procedure."

[Gojira]

"Sweet, here's the other sword."

[xxxxkill]

"Sweet, here's the other sword."

I quickly ran my finger over the blade in the same way. I readied my short swords, tossing the blade gojira had found back. "You ready?"

[Gojira]

"Let's go," I say as I swing the sword at xxxx.