Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I jumped off of Zombie and turned back into myself.
"What are we to do this fine day?"

"Get you some medicine to calm you the hell down."

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[Jokey365]

"Just adapting to this new body!" I said as I melted into a puddle.
"If you excuse me, I'm going to eat some jelly from inside the jar. While I'm inside with it..." I said as I exited the room.

[Gojira]

"Here you go."

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[xxxxkill]

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Sorry. Had some things occupying my time.
I took the sheath and whispered something. Strange symbols covered the upper section of the sheath. "There, that should stop the blade from cutting through the leather."

[Jokey365]

I finished up the jelly and burp.
"I'm just a blob in a jar..."

[Gojira]

Sorry. Had some things occupying my time.
I took the sheath and whispered something. Strange symbols covered the upper section of the sheath. "There, that should stop the blade from cutting through the leather."

"Thanks. Mind if I try out the blade on something wooden? Like a log or something?

[star9578]

"I'll go find something." I say, walking out of the room.

I search around a bit and find a jar of jelly with the top off and a spoon next to it. 'Hm, just a bit, then I'll go find something for Gojira to cut.' I think to myself.

I walk over to it and take the spoon, and dive it into the jar. "OW!" comes from the inside of it. I quickly withdraw the spoon from the jar and look inside of it.

[Jokey365]

"Sup"

[star9578]

"What the hell?!"

"Jok-wait, idea." I say with a small evil grin.

I put the top of the jar back on, trapping Jokey inside, and I walk back to Gojira and xxxx with it.

"Gojira, THINK FAST!" I say, throwing the jar at him.

[Jokey365]

"Star, what are you doing?"
I felt myself fly through the air.
"WEEEEEE!"

[Gojira]

I swing the sword and cut clean through the jar. The jar shatters when its halves hit the ground. I hear Jokey yell, "WHAT THE HELL, STAR?!"
I burst into laughter.

[Jokey365]

I get up drooling, and my legs are gone.
"Anybody see a pair of legs lying around?"
I look to my left, and grab my legs.
I get up, and start wal- Wait a minute.
I look down, to see my legs are on backwards.

[star9578]

I burst out into laughter and lean against a wall.

"Oh gog, my sides. Bwahahaha. Best. Idea. Ever."

[Jokey365]

"Star, did you forget something?"
My arms shot out, and grabbed Star, and started choking him.
"I, COULD, HAVE, GOTTEN, HURT!"

[star9578]

I wrestle his arms off of me.

"You're like the girls, you're not going to get hurt." I say, chuckling.