Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Gojira]

"Hey, Jokey, he's gaseous, remember?"

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[xxxxkill]

I turned my hand into a large hammer, and smashed it into the side of the elemental's head.
"Good enough for you?"

"Oh really sir?" the elemental said as he punched jokey upside the head and kicked him in his... crotch?

[Jokey365]

I grabbed the elemental by the head.
"SLIME BALLS BEYOTCH!"
I then flipped over the elemental and shot my hand through it's torso in a spear form.

[Gojira]

"Hey, Jokey, he's gaseous, stabbing him won't work?"

[xxxxkill]

I grabbed the elemental by the head.
"SLIME BALLS BEYOTCH!"
I then flipped over the elemental and shot my hand through it's torso in a spear form.

"My gasous form prevents damage from such attacks." the elemental said as he slammed jokey into the jar with such force that the jar should have broken if it was made of glass. It wasn't.

[Jokey365]

"If you were female I would continue, and even though I have no nerves, I surrender..."

[xxxxkill]

"If you were female I would continue, and even though I have no nerves, I surrender..."

"I am female."

[Jokey365]

I extended my arms and started shooting fists and retracting them at a lightning fast rate.

[xxxxkill]

I extended my arms and started shooting fists and retracting them at a lightning fast rate.

"Jokey, she's gasous. YOU CAN'T WIN. Maybe. Possibly. Colon three."

[Jokey365]

I suddenly stopped.
"This is impossible!" I said as I fell over.

[xxxxkill]

I suddenly stopped.
"This is impossible!" I said as I fell over.

"Yes, it's hard to beat an elemental. You were brave for trying. You wanna make out?"

[Jokey365]

"What now?"

[xxxxkill]

"What now?"

"Do you, or do you not, want to bang an elemental?"

[Jokey365]

"Aren't you made of gas?"

[xxxxkill]

"Aren't you made of gas?"

"Somewhat. I can solidify."
"Okay, everybody turn around."