Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Jokey365]

I don't know.
You said something about that elemental being able to grow?

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[xxxxkill]

Yes. Yes I did.

[Jokey365]

DO YOU XXXX GRANT ALL CONTROL OVER HER TO ME?

[xxxxkill]

She has free will. I was simply giving her orders.

[Jokey365]

I mean do you allow me to control her in the rp?

[xxxxkill]

Go ahead.

[Jokey365]

The elemental then climbed out of the jar, and grew.
"So, did you enjoy it?" she asked.
"Is this a yes or no question?"
"Yes" she responded.
"Very yes"

[xxxxkill]

"Oh god dammit. Speed this boat up!"
Meanwhile, actually thousands of miles away...

"Ja'rian is dead, the survivors managed to escape, and I'm out of coffee. Curse this day. Zirien is still in my possesion, but for how long? Argh... You." A man in a cloak looked up. "Yes, you. You have a new assignment. Take a battalion with you, and take down the survivors." the hooded figure nodded. "Go. And, if you can, retrieve the swords."
In the dense forest, the eggs were clustered together. Soon, the five would come, and they would hatch...

[Jokey365]

So much story.
My mind.

[xxxxkill]

So much story.
My mind.

tl;dr version
"Move yo ass"
"Go clusterforget the survivors and get me coffee."
Eggs.

[Jokey365]

I now understand everything.

[xxxxkill]

I now understand everything.

You don't even know what the eggs are for! >:U

[Jokey365]

Well then.
Is the elemental in the form of a lady?

[xxxxkill]

Well then.
Is the elemental in the form of a lady?

She normally is. Though most elementals look like, hang on, lemme find pic on google.

EDIT: Image find. They normally look like animals.

[Jokey365]

God we're the only ones posting.
It's like an average flame war up in here.