Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"She's not... Carol... I bet you can... tell by the... missing limbs... and eye... and half the torso... I'm gonna pass out now..."

"Err..." I shifted from side to side, my hands opening and closing as nervously as hands could be. "What do I do?"

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[Jokey365]

"...Kill her..."
PASSEDOUTLOL

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I strafed to the side, drawing my sword again. How could I kill her... Not her, IT. IT, I told myself. This isn't Carol. IT.
How could I kill... it... without hurting Jokey?

[xxxxkill]

I strafed to the side, drawing my sword again. How could I kill her... Not her, IT. IT, I told myself. This isn't Carol. IT.
How could I kill... it... without hurting Jokey?

Dude, he's out of it. Meaning that the goo will look for another target. I think. I mean, it has no brain, and is composed of single celled organisms due to the fact that slime does not come to life (All rpgs with slimes in theme are lies.) so therefore the slime has limited intellegence and will go for the next moving prey. i.e. you. Jokey should be out of range of your sword so it's highly unlikely for you to hit him.
... Did my IQ just spike for a moment?

Also, maaaaaagic swooooooord.

[carolcat]

Also, maaaaaagic swooooooord.

*gigglegiggle*

"You all right in there?" I called over to Zombie.

[xxxxkill]

*gigglegiggle*

-snippity-

What the heck are you laughing at?

also,
Daggers = Magic
Katana   = Magic
Sword    = Magic
Anyone else seeing a pattern here?

[Kochieboy]

*I wake up*

"Yawn, I left my alice cooper cd on again..."

*I hear the commotion coming from one of the other rooms*

*I draw my 9mm*

[mlockha]

"Hello xxx i'm just sitting here waiting to see if zombie will start trusting me.

[Kochieboy]

*Walk into the room where vegie and jokey are*

"Oh stuff, what happened here!"

[xxxxkill]

"Hello xxx i'm just sitting here waiting to see if zombie will start trusting me.

"I fricking know that." My temperment was getting worse, a result of post-apocalyptic stress. There was alot of that now. I pulled a gun on mlock, then put it away. I was going to be in a foul mood for a long time.
Also, mlock, I never told you my name, HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

[Kochieboy]

*Paralyzed in fear, the only thing I did was scream help*

"HEEEEEELP!"

[xxxxkill]

*Paralyzed in fear, the only thing I did was scream help*

"HEEEEEELP!"

"The forget?" I said. I wasn't sure if mlock could take it, and I didn't care. I shot him in the arm with a tranq dart, then tied him up with the most advanced knot I knew. I ran off toward the scream, doing a badass slide to get in the door. I saw the carolcat clone, or what was left of it. Then I ran toward kochie, dragging him away. "C'mon!"

mlock, answer meh.

[Kochieboy]

*I run with xxxx, running from the thing that could of been the end of me*

[xxxxkill]

*I run with xxxx, running from the thing that could of been the end of me*

(You know what, Ima say that the clone liked us more.)
The fake carol came quickly, too quickly. When I threw a kick it couldn't slow down and sailed into a wall. The force of the impact caused some cracks in the wall, but building stability came after saving lives. As we were running, I asked, "By the way, we've never properly introduced ourselves, name's xxxxkill, but everybody calls my xxxx. You?"

[mlockha]

I wake up "Why the forget did you tie me up and shoot me with some kind of dart"