Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Jokey365]

"I'm being hugged by lovey females, of course I'm going to have a filthy mi- OH GOD, PUT THOSE PENI- I MEAN DANGEROUS POKEY THINGS AWAY!"

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[Vegetarian Zombie]

"I'm being hugged by lovey females, of course I'm going to have a filthy mi- OH GOD, PUT THOSE PENI- I MEAN DANGEROUS POKEY THINGS AWAY!"

"Yeah, did you know that being in love produces the same chemical in your body as drinking alcohol?" I said, actually showing a sign of intelligence.

[Jokey365]

"Really? Well next time say that when I want to be BORED to death!"

[Kochieboy]

I was further shocked by the strange transformation. "My god!" I exclaimed. "Are you sure those won't hurt you?"

"I'm pretty sure, it's a weird transformation, I know... but it doesn't harm me..."

*My hands revert back to their normal shape*

"I'm going to my room to get my gear..."

(I'm working with my dad atm, so if I don't respond, I'm working...)

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Really? Well next time say that when I want to be BORED to death!"

"Sure thing." I said with a grin. I was actually pretty good with random facts nobody cared about.

"I'm pretty sure, it's a weird transformation, I know... but it doesn't harm me..."

*My hands revert back to their normal shape*

"I'm going to my room to get my gear..."

(I'm working with my dad atm, so if I don't respond, I'm working...)

"Alright, be back ASAP."

[carolcat]

"Yeah, did you know that being in love produces the same chemical in your body as drinking alcohol?" I said, actually showing a sign of intelligence.

"Does it?"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Does it?"

"Supposedly." I said. "I guess that's why people do crazy things for love."

(Seriously, it does)

[Jokey365]

"Sure it does! Listen to Mr. Boring!"
The girls released me.
"What just happened?"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Sure it does! Listen to Mr. Boring!"
The girls released me.
"What just happened?"

"Case in point." I told carol, pointing at Jokey.

[Jokey365]

"Did I go somewhere?"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Did I go somewhere?"

"Crazytown. Welcome back."

[Jokey365]

"Did I remember to get milk?"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Did I remember to get milk?"

"...no."

[Jokey365]

"Oh... Why am I so dizzy?"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Oh... Why am I so dizzy?"

"Ask your girls over there." They grinned coyly as I said this.