Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[star9578]

"I thought that was what you wanted? Make up your mind, either want to die or not."

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[Jokey365]

"That's what I wanted when I could actually die, now I have nothing, and dying is my only enjoyment now. I can't eat, sleep, or anything!"

[masterockets]

"He can always be put in one of our weapons, that way we can beat the stuff out of him when he wants to bitch about dying
just sayin"

[xxxxkill]

"He can always be put in one of our weapons, that way we can beat the stuff out of him when he wants to bitch about dying
just sayin"

"Firstly, no. Secondly, put that damn sword away."

[Jokey365]

I shot a nasty glare at master.

MEANWHILE SEVERAL LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA IN A SUBMARINE SHAPED LIKE A SHARK
"Tell me, WHAT are we looking for again?" a man asked.
"I heard there's a boat with some survivors on it, and one of them isn't human" a man responded.
"And why would we want an animal?"
"He's not an animal, and boy can he help us..."
"How?"
"With due time... With due time..."

[masterockets]

"Don't tell me you're scared of this thing!"
I start tossing it around and catching it
"I'm not going to do that to you jokey, but it doesn't seem like you can move around much as that little orb"

[Jokey365]

"What little orb? I have no clue what you're talking about..."

[xxxxkill]

"No, he means you, as a blob. Probably."

[masterockets]

"How much longer until we get there?"

[Jokey365]

I shrugged.

"Boss, we got something on radar!"
"What is it?"
"A boat!"
"That's what we're looking for, ready the harpoon!"

[xxxxkill]

I shrugged.

"Boss, we got something on radar!"
"What is it?"
"A boat!"
"That's what we're looking for, ready the harpoon!"

A harpoon? WHY DOES EVERYBODY ELSE GET COOL stuff?

[Jokey365]

"Sir, we should get on there unnoticed and take him when nobody is looking!"
"Eh, you're right, plus the harpoon might kill him... Fine, surface the sub we're going on a trip"

[masterockets]

"forget the toilet's out, nobody look while I take a piss and maybe a stuff in the water"

[Jokey365]

"Uh, okay?"

GOTTAGOGUYSSEEYOUINTHEMORNING

[xxxxkill]

"Uh, okay?"

GOTTAGOGUYSSEEYOUINTHEMORNING

Why?