Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Shinenzu]

"Nice to meet you in this hellhole, Veg. Was about to light my last molotov, but don't need it now, it seems." I said.

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[*FacePalm*]

He sighed.
"Down there is hell, but just look here."

[Jokey365]

"So you took us for no reason?"

[*FacePalm*]

"Not really. This or by something that seems like a connection from a late 1800s radio.

[Jokey365]

"May you just let us leave now?"

[*FacePalm*]

"Right now? But you just got here." He opened a window revealing a look above the Earth, with it's deep colored oceans and tan continents, as well as barely any green and grey clouds.

[Jokey365]

"It's not that I don't like it here, it's just that I have stuff to do back down there!"

[*FacePalm*]

"Ooh, I see. I'll make this quick. We'll have to take the planet, settle on it, and remake Earth. Understand?"

[star9578]

"You really plan on re-settling this forsaken planet?"

[Jokey365]

"That's crazy!"

[*FacePalm*]

"In all attempts, yes. If we fail, we keep trying until we die. Don't worry, we'll keep all that's important to you, if we can salvage it."

[star9578]

"So, why is Earth so important to you? You would be better off settling elsewhere."

[Jokey365]

"Fine, so long as I get some alien stuff to upgrade and possible remodel my Pop-Gun"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"I assume not."



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[*FacePalm*]

"So, why is Earth so important to you? You would be better off settling elsewhere."

"This is the closest we can get. Any other place is too far to reach."