chill out man striders here to save your ass
follow these instructions
1. give him an offer he cant refuse
2. while hes approaching the offer with his disgusting meaty hands, quickly grab the offer and hit him in the face with it
3. if the offer somehow breaks, run to the hills, run for your life. if the offer works but hes not dead yet, hit him again. if hes clearly unconscious, hit him again.
4. take scalpel and cut his nose off, then play the bohemian rhapsody or something on the guitar using his nose
5. when cops arrive distract them with small shiny objects scattered around the room and when they least expect it, club them to death with the bully guy's legs
6. if that works out, you can head out into the sunshine and conquer the world by getting your flying magic dog or whatever and barfing the stuff out of china.
7. ???
8. all the profit. all of it
