You're right, it's not my fault. Unbeknownst to me, my parents decided to clean out the office today and forced me to help. I'm putting the server up now. I'll be on for about another 5 minutes or so, so if someone could go check to make sure the server works, that'd be great.
Anyone who now is unable to join due to the sudden and unintended change of schedule, it's fine, no worries.
Edit: It's up.
Edit 2: From looking at the dedicated server console, it appears to be working. Pi and Makanix have already connected.