Screw it, I can't be bothered to keep this joke going when people who weren't even there for the original thread keep on trying to join in even though they know nothing about it.
Blockland Main Adventure Mode is no more than a joke which sprung up about a year ago, most forum veterans took part in the thread and managed to carry the joke for over 50 pages, every post was either making up fake stories about having trouble with a certain level/boss and helping the people who were having trouble with said levels/bosses.
After awhile it died out as a main joke and now the people who were there for the original thread start it again whenever someone suggests that Badspot adds a story mode/adventure mode in the next update.
There is no secret forum thread, there are no golden bricks, nobody gets crucified for revealing information about BLMA, it's all no more than a crap joke that people like me can't help but milk whenever the chance crops up.
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