Author Topic: Dumbass mom thinks that if I update our desktop it will cause viruses  (Read 2456 times)

Tell your mom to go to the mac store and have a little talk with a person at the genius bar.

Hi, I'm a Mac
And I'm a PC
Apple Company has completely changed the definition of "PC" so now most of this generation thinks that Windows = PC

::INSIDE STEVE JOB'S MIND::

"What is the best way to differentiate our products from everything else on the market?"

"Oh, we'll take our prime competitor, label their OS as PC which is a blanket term for everything, so everyone who owns a mac feels like it's different. Boy are we elitist!"

Tell your mom that Apple wouldn't give a virus to a computer they built.

Simply explain to her your logic, she should understand unless she is a complete moron.

Anyone that's even heard of the word "Virus" suddenly thinks they are everywhere, lurking on CD's and every damn file on the internet. It pisses me off.
"Hey mom, can you print this file I typed for school? You have the only printer so I put it on my flash dri-"
"NOOO, YOU'LL GIVE MY COMPUTER A VIRUS!"

I know I posted this in another one of those "Dumb moms" topics, but I am starting to believe that I am the only person with a mom that understands computers.

My parents insist on using XP and Firefox 3. :/
Xp is better than Ram hording vista though as for firefox... I perfer chrome.

Technophobes... ugh,
My grama called me into her room once, and she told me her laptop wasn't working. My dad is really technologically-minded, but when he's at work, I'm the next one down.
Anyway, she said it isn't working. I looked at it for about 2 seconds, then told her, "It isn't turned on, grama." She pressed the button to turn it on and it worked perfectly. She thanked me and I left the room.

::INSIDE STEVE JOB'S MIND::

"What is the best way to differentiate our products from everything else on the market?"

"Oh, we'll take our prime competitor, label their OS as PC which is a blanket term for everything, so everyone who owns a mac feels like it's different. Boy are we elitist!"
same thing with all there god damn chargers all the wires and chargers for Microsoft computers are cheap in cost and universal. But mac makes theres cost a fortune and only plug into macs. Wtf

My son! How dare you call your own mother, which is me, a dumbass! Off to the corner!

::INSIDE STEVE JOB'S MIND::

"What is the best way to differentiate our products from everything else on the market?"

"Oh, we'll take our prime competitor, label their OS as PC which is a blanket term for everything, so everyone who owns a mac feels like it's different. Boy are we elitist!"
Actually no, the government told Apple that they weren't allowed to call their computers PC's because they steal your personal information and make it public.

rip your mothers head off and break her arms and legs with her head
"Bloody Fatality"

Lucky my mom isnt that bad bout computers c:

My parents insist on using XP and Firefox 3. :/

XP is a solid operating system

Dude don't diss your own mother, that makes you a friend with a small snake.

I'm amazed how many people dislike the mac just because they use a PC.

Self-important oblivious bigots.