Have an important presentation in 40 minutes

[sir dooble]

Fart and blame it on someone you hate.

This is not a bad idea, even if it fails.

If you get embarassed about having farted, then you're not going to feel as embarassed/nervous about talking to all the people who just had to smell your gas.

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[Jairo]

or he could think about that hot girl in his physics class and find an empty stall