Author Topic: Help me man up  (Read 952 times)

i need help being turned into a person that isnt my current state. (a softy) and i think that its best to get advice from the darkest (no offense) place in the internet. any help on how to be a tough guy? (mentally) anyone who helps me gets cookies!
 :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:

             help me. im pathetic.

Nobody is going to help you if you offer cookies.

For the darkest place, you could go on 4Chan or Oh Internet!


you are who you are


do drugs?

What would be the point of attempting to man up anyway?

Unless you're afraid you're becoming gay, I see no problems.




Go to the gym?

Ride your bike?

Go for runs?

Get off the computer for more than 20 minutes a day?

Those will all help you.

For a start, you man up BY NOT GIVING PEOPLE SOME loving VIRTUAL INTERNET COOKIES YOU UNMANLY forget!

shoot someone and get black friends


Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica's Offended page.

Or watch Pain Olympics.