Author Topic: Inca Kola- A.K.A NECTAR OF THE GODS  (Read 836 times)


Jesus God Mary Joseph Pete Townsend this stuff is delicious. It's a soda drink native to Peru, and let me tell you- Peruvians never tasted so good.

It's taste is reminiscent to that of liquid bubblegum. Yeah. It's literally like drinking Double Bubble. If that doesn't sound appealing, let me add that it is the greatest thing you will ever taste. I walked 20 blocks carrying 2 liters of this stuff. Why 20? Because they only sold it at a certain Mexican grocery store in Northern Berkeley. And let me tell you- it was worth it. Not only is it one of those delicious rarities(lol ponies), reminiscent to Jolly Rancher flavored Soda and Vanilla Coke, it's also golden. Yeah. I would pan for this stuff in a river, bro.

My suggestion? Search stores that sell Inca Kola in your neighborhood. Find one. Buy it all out. Throw a massive party, get laid, gain newfound respect from your peers. Maybe spike the stuff with some alcohol, I donno. Whatever floats your boat in a sea of Inca Kola

Discuss

it looks like urine and i dont like the idea of liquid bubblegum
my favorite soft drink is that mexican coke or whatever

it looks like urine and i dont like the idea of liquid bubblegum
Yeah, well so does a lot of great things, Qwep.


When you said Peruvians never tasted so good I laughed really hard for some reason lol

O gosh, that stuff is so good! I dont think I can get it near where I am but i'll look closer. I just dont know why they call it kola because it dosnt taste like cola.

oh i thought it was koala lol

O gosh, that stuff is so good! I dont think I can get it near where I am but i'll look closer. I just dont know why they call it kola because it dosnt taste like cola.
I don't know either, but I know Coca-Cola owns it now.

Back in the day, this stuff was more popular in Peru than Cola was, though. And now it's tougher to find than Ivory.

It's Mexican piss.

See, in Mexico, most people fake stuff to increase profit.

It's Mexican piss.


Never knew mexican piss tasted like bubblegum

It's Mexican piss.

See, in Mexico, most people fake stuff to increase profit.
If someone's urine tasted that good, I would pay them to piss in my mouth.

no joke.

If someone's urine tasted that good, I would pay them to piss in my mouth.

no joke.

you sick cigarette, i love you <3

you sick cigarette, i love you <3
run away with me, meditate.


never look back.


Oh my gawd. I came back from peru about a month ago. MY GAWD THOSE THINGS ARE DELICiOUS! Also have you tried the Doritoes from there?! O_O. So good.

run away with me, meditate.


never look back.




hey look a dark-alley.

let's go.

Oh my gawd. I came back from peru about a month ago. MY GAWD THOSE THINGS ARE DELICiOUS! Also have you tried the Doritoes from there?! O_O. So good.
Peru has a tendency to make things more... I donno.. Peruvy.

Like, it's... people.