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The Pingasmobile

The scientists at Mega Bear Labs have been working vigorously around the clock to reverse-engineer a mystical vehicle found in the ruins of the ancient race known only as the "Blockpingas." We at Mega Bear Labs enjoy giving the public updates pertaining to our scientific breakthroughs, so enjoy this presentation of subject #1207: The Pingasmobile. Project sponsored by the Hankyje Company Ltd.



The Pingasmobile.


The Pingasmobile appears to be powered by Twin-Creation Engines, impressive!


The ancient civilization that created the Pingasmobile cared about their young, as there are boosterseats in the Pingasmobile. Even Nasoa has learned something!


Look at the gold plating on that wheel! Such an advanced group of people the Blockpingas were, thousands of years ahead of their time by already entrepreneur ing out the brand new invention known as the wheel.


At the moment, our scientists have yet to figure out the propulsion system. It appears to only be able to push the car backwards, though we are using a plastic-based system of piping known as C.O.N.D.O.M. (Car Orifice Now Directs O2 Masterly) to redirect the exhaust, and hopefully the force. Below is an image of the car's faulty engine system once again pushing backwards.




This concludes our presentation. Copyright 2011 Mega Bear Labs, sponsored by Hankyje Company Ltd and tested by Cookieman.

Any comments, questions, or concerns?



DISCLAIMER: There have been multiple reports of the Pingasmobile's fuel system being deadly in terms of breathing conditions. The fumes are NOT dangerous, all reports of the classified fuel type being deadly are false.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2011, 12:31:53 AM by Mega-Bear »

Lol

Pingas mobile is sponsored by me :P



Now we just have to wait for someone to script this into a real vehicle

(If anyone actually does this I will give them a :cookie:.)

The build looks iffy; I don't like it. Your curves could use a lot of work, most notably the wheels and whatever the hell I'm supposed to call the rear. The windshield looks as out of place as your humor is. /pun


The build looks iffy; I don't like it. Your curves could use a lot of work, most notably the wheels and whatever the hell I'm supposed to call the rear. The windshield looks as out of place as your humor is. /pun
You have to remember, an ancient civilization built this; not me or my friends! Mega Bear Labs is merely studying and reproducing this artifact.

You have to remember, an ancient civilization built this; not me or my friends! Mega Bear Labs is merely studying and reproducing this artifact.
Seeing as that they're ancient: they've probably got some more mature humor. Try studying that while your organization is duplicating the artifact. Your sales rates will probably increase.

Seeing as that they're ancient: they've probably got some more mature humor. Try studying that while your organization is duplicating the artifact. Your sales rates will probably increase.


Quite the unusual artifact.

maybe the people at the tech lab can  make it so that instead of the propulsion stuff coming out the front the driver and passengers do instead.

Quite the unusual artifact.

maybe the people at the tech lab can  make it so that instead of the propulsion stuff coming out the front the driver and passengers do instead.

Indeed.

People need to stop putting richards in the gallery. This is still a child's forum and this stuff should be ban able.

People need to stop putting richards in the gallery. This is still a child's forum and this stuff should be ban able.
ahahahahaha children

How do they even know what the hell this is? It's barely recognizable save the two large rear engines.

ahahahahaha children

How do they even know what the hell this is? It's barely recognizable save the two large rear engines.
If there is a child on the internet then they know what a richard is.