Woke up this morning and there was a dead wasp in my blinds. So i took it out and poured it down the sink thinking "That forgeter was probably trying to kill me in my sleep". Tonight i was playing Arma 2 and i saw a shadow. Looked like something with wings and I thought "HOLY stuff ITS HIS BUDDY WHOS COME FOR REVENGE" (Even though I'm innocent and didn't touch that other wasp) And i realised it was probably a moth cos i couldn't hear a buzz.
SO, I'm playing Arma 2 still and this "Moth" turns out to really be another wasp. He's crawling on to my screen and I'm like "Okay man you know what you just get off my screen or you die" and he flies away. Now I'm thinking, sure if he keeps his distance we can be buddies-

Okay while i was typing that i ended up killing it. Well, at least i don't have to worry about him killing me in my sleep.
R.I.P Adventurous Wasp