College Roommate

[Belogna]

okay, here's how to resolve the situation in a non-violent way.

Throw away his bong, pot, and hide his knife.
Lock your door and cover it with Styrofoam or egg shell cartons, this way his consistent jack-assery will be quieted down and you can get some rest.
Next is Black-Mail, threaten him that you will tell his girlfriend he was cheating with proof of PHOTOS. If that doesn't work say you'll report him to the police for his knife or the pot.

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[CapTMeaT]

I'm already kind of tempted to go to the cops for the pot and knife. :n

[masterockets]

his knife or the pot.

But then he'll call the cops on you for having those!

[Belogna]

But then he'll call the cops on you for having those!

i'm sorry what

[Jubel]

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[Belogna]

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same.

[Anti-Block]

Capt, it's time you took things to the next level.

It's time you break his neck and stuff him in a cardboard box and send him to peru with no return address.

[masterockets]

i'm sorry what

if you threaten him then he will call the cops on you and plant the evidence

and by you I mean captmeat

[Belogna]

if you threaten him then he will call the cops on you and plant the evidence

and by you I mean captmeat

that's why you lock your loving bedroom door.

[CapTMeaT]

Capt, it's time you took things to the next level.

It's time you break his neck and stuff him in a cardboard box and send him to peru with no return address.

i like your thinking

that's why you lock your loving bedroom door.

I actually do lock the bedroom door now. I'm hoping for that one day when he's so stoned he forgets his keys.
He bangs on the door, and I would be tempted to either be quiet, or answer going "SORRY, IM NOT HERE"

[Belogna]

you should loving do that lol.

[Narkro555]

He bangs on the door, and I would be tempted to either be quiet, or answer going "SORRY, IM NOT HERE"

go "sorry Im no here"
And then once he's sane again, pretend everything he says about being locked out is crazy, and say that you weren't home

[CapTMeaT]

go "sorry Im no here"
And then once he's sane again, pretend everything he says is crazy

everything he says IS crazy
he loving thinks he's scarface, or is really good at pretending
YO MAYN WAK UP WE SEL COKE NOW

[steve5451]

Um.
Ask to transfer roommates?

[Narkro555]

everything he says IS crazy
he loving thinks he's scarface, or is really good at pretending
YO MAYN WAK UP WE SEL COKE NOW

Do you usually make known to him that he isn't making sense?