I Need Halloween Costume Ideas

[Telly]

Usually, I have some idea of what I want to be for Halloween around mid-July.  No such luck this year.  Halp!

A few things to keep in mind:
1.  I'm slightly overweight.  I can make myself look fatter, but not thinner.  No skinny characters.
2.  I have glorious muttonchops, and I'm a little reluctant to shave them.  If need be, I'll do it, but I won't be particularly happy about it.
3.  There is no way in hell that my parents would let me dress up as any kind of zombie.  Ever.
4.  No animals.  Yes, I am a furry.  No, I don't have the time to even start making any part of a fursuit.
5.  I have some interesting tools at my disposal.  I have a large black robe, and I coat my hands in molten wax on a regular basis as a medical treatment for my skin condition.
6.  I have a skin condition that causes the flesh on my hands to peel off.  When they get really bad, they look like zombie hands.

Previous Costumes:
Combine Civil Protection Officer
Achenar
The Seventh Doctor

Ideas So Far:
Officer Rivieri
The Joker
Ghillie Suit Sniper (Not really a costume, more of an excuse to be arrested)
Minecraft Default Skin
Stoutman (Like Slenderman, but shorter and fatter)
Slenderman
Pyramid Head
Shark Punk
TF2 Engineer
Gordon Freeman
Majora's Incarnation
Majora's Wrath
Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity FTW!)


I'll add any ideas that I like to this list.

[Ad Bot]

[masterockets]

Be a police officer
with mirror glasses and a box of doughnuts

[Sullivan]

Coke can

[Telly]

Be a police officer
with mirror glasses and a box of doughnuts

Maybe, but with one slight change...  Officer Rivieri!

Coke can

     NO.

[Ningyou]

The Joker

[Aeschylus]

just get a ghillie suit, an airsoft sniper, and shoot at people from in trees like a monkey.

[Sullivan]

DO IT

[Telly]

The Joker

Maybe, but the Joker is a bit overused.

just get a ghillie suit, an airsoft sniper, and shoot at people from in trees like a monkey.

Sounds like fun!  It also sounds like a free ticket to jail!  :D

-snip-
DO IT

I'm liking this idea!  Keep them coming!

[Count]

Be the first slenderman.

[Telly]

Be the first slenderman.

I be too stout to be Slenderman...  Stoutman?

[Count]

I be too stout to be Slenderman...  Stoutman?

Stilts :D

[Telly]

Stilts :D

Perhaps...  I'm just thin enough to get away with it that way.

[Count]

Usually, I have some idea of what I want to be for Halloween around mid-July.  No such luck this year.  Halp!

A few things to keep in mind:
1.  I'm slightly overweight.  I can make myself look fatter, but not thinner.  No skinny characters.
2.  I have glorious muttonchops, and I'm a little reluctant to shave them.  If need be, I'll do it, but I won't be particularly happy about it.
3.  There is no way in hell that my parents would let me dress up as any kind of zombie.  Ever.
4.  No animals.  Yes, I am a furry.  No, I don't have the time to even start making any part of a fursuit.

Previous Costumes:
Combine Civil Protection Officer
Achenar
The Seventh Doctor

Ideas So Far:
Officer Rivieri
The Joker
Ghillie Suit Sniper (Not really a costume, more of an excuse to be arrested)
Minecraft Default Skin
Stoutman (Like Slenderman, but shorter and fatter)

I'll add any ideas that I like to this list.

Oh, didn't see that.

[Telly]

Any other ideas?  I'm thinking about being pyramid head, but it might get a little awkward when I explain to my parents what he's from...  Another idea I had was one of the Sharks from Earthound, not as they appear in-game, but my own version.

[JD]

my girlfriend and I are going to be either Beavis and Butthead or Deadmau5 and Skrillex.. or a whoooole bunch of other options.