BEST DAD EVER

[Jairo]

This is pretty crappy parenting. You don't spray the kid with a loving water gun to wake him up.

haha
wait were you serious?
that's the loving best alarm clock ever
>funny father
>water gun
>doom theme
>deep voice

[Ad Bot]

[Mega-Bear]

This is pretty crappy parenting. You don't spray the kid with a loving water gun to wake him up.

its only bad if his son is a witch

And you like it

Your point?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

haha
wait were you serious?
that's the loving best alarm clock ever
>funny father
>water gun
>doom theme
>deep voice

THE KID IS 4.

[Mega-Bear]

THE KID IS 4.

HES NOT A WITCH SO NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN

[PossesedAngel]

THE KID IS 4.

It clearly shows on this paper that the kid was born in 2006

[?]

THE KID IS 4.

So if i'm 4 and I'm very sleepy and I'm put in the bath by my mother to cleanse and wake me up that makes her a bad parent?

[Doomonkey]

I am awake before my parents can tell me to wake up.

[keonesan]

I wish my dad woke me up with the DooM theme song.

That game is the stuff.

[Jairo]

THE KID IS 4.

who gives a damn
he got shot with water because the little wanker didn't wake up beforehand
boohoo we're going to get upset because he's waking up from water on his arse
(with the doom theme in the background)

[duke 838]

THE KID IS 4.

Yeah hes obviously a horrible person, your loving handicapped.

[Jairo]

Yeah hes obviously a horrible person, your loving handicapped.

oh god
the coincidences
there's too many

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

THE KID IS 4.

IKR THE MENTAL WHEN HE GROWS UP WILL BE ASTOUNDING!! HE'LL BE UNABLE TO MAKE FRIENDS OR SOCIALIZE!!!1

[Mega-Bear]

IKR THE MENTAL WHEN HE GROWS UP WILL BE ASTOUNDING!! HE'LL BE UNABLE TO MAKE FRIENDS OR SOCIALIZE!!!1

just think of the school-hosted pool parties

oh the horror!

[Spartan923]

Entire topic is lol

[Jairo]

just think of the school-hosted pool parties

oh the horror!

jimmy why don't you want to swim?

my dad woke me up with the doom theme and a water gun. I am now forever afraid of water.

/foreveralone