Author Topic: Good News Everyone! (Read 795 times)

Littledude · August 23, 2011, 12:39:59 PM

Good news everyone! First off, your reading this in my voice. Second off, you are now breathing and blinking manually. Take your left hand off your face, uncross your legs and notice that your jaw is weighted and requires you to constantly be holding it up. Also, your tongue has no natural place to sit in your mouth. In fact, your producing saliva too!

Sorry about this, but we haven't had one in a while.

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Tingalz · August 23, 2011, 12:41:06 PM

i was scratching my face with my left hand, thats all you got right.

Vegetarian Zombie · August 23, 2011, 12:41:40 PM

My hand isnt on my face.

ShadowsfeaR · August 23, 2011, 12:43:17 PM

Only two right

Saliva and blinking manually

Jetlok · August 23, 2011, 12:43:33 PM

my legs aren't crossed.
and the jaw thing didn'- forget

DracoSoul · August 23, 2011, 12:43:38 PM

Supersylox · August 23, 2011, 12:43:59 PM

DAMMIT WHY YOU SHOW ME MY HUMANITY

Ector · August 23, 2011, 12:45:09 PM

what
this does not apply to me, save for the producing saliva part and weighted jaw. Would be better with a picture, like so:

Man 2 · August 23, 2011, 12:47:34 PM

I have no idea how your voice sounds, so I was reading it in my brain's default voice, ~~Microsoft Sam~~ which sounds eerily like my own.

I was, in fact, breathing and blinking subconsciously.

My left hand is on my keyboard, my right is on my mouse. Now I'm typing, my right hand is on my keyboard, as well as my left.

My legs were crossed, and they still are. And they will stay that way. Do not try to change me.

My jaw's hanging open all the time anyway, my chronic swollen nasal passages limit me to breathing through my mouth if I wish to breathe quietly.

I'm comfortable with my tongue's place in my mouth, and yes, I am producing saliva.

Thank you very much.