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[Vegetarian Zombie]

Question.

[Ad Bot]

[Doomonkey]

Question.

I agree.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Question.

Maxwell: "I'm a halfling? Sorry, I was knocked unconscious recently."
Dwarf Warrior: "It's not a hassle. I get knocked out all the time!"
Maxwell: "I hope it's not a bother, but what kind of halfling do I look like?"
Dwarf Warrior: "You look human, but not. I've seen a lot of humans and there's something off about you."
Maxwell: "Odd."

Question further: There's some other things I'd like to ask you
Address: Anyways, where's my manners? My name is Maxwell.
Quit talking: Goodbye, then.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Maxwell: "I'm a halfling? Sorry, I was knocked unconscious recently."
Dwarf Warrior: "It's not a hassle. I get knocked out all the time!"
Maxwell: "I hope it's not a bother, but what kind of halfling do I look like?"
Dwarf Warrior: "You look human, but not. I've seen a lot of humans and there's something off about you."
Maxwell: "Odd."

Question further: There's some other things I'd like to ask you
Address: Anyways, where's my manners? My name is Maxwell.
Quit talking: Goodbye, then.

Address.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Maxwell: "Anyways, where's my manners? My name is Maxwell. At least I think that's my name."
Dwarf Warrior: Hoho, nice to meet you, 'maxwell'. Always nice to see someone with a sense of humor around these parts."
Dwarf Warrior: Anyways...my name is...uh..Armos smite it! I lost my train of thought! Let me think here..

[>>]Insert Name

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Jimmy.

[?]

Lagnar Tukono.

[Doomonkey]

Argos Rocktree

[IkeTheGeneric]

Olaf: "My name is Olaf! Fire-born dwarf from Anvilgash. Straight out of the armory. In fact, my helmet is still burning."
Maxwell: "Nice to meet you, Olaf."
Maxwell: "Wait, am I in dwarven territory?"
Olaf: "How hard did they hit you? You're DEEP in dwarven territory! In fact, you're right in the capital of Gresh!"
Maxwell: "This is bad."
Olaf: "How so? It's not as dangerous as people make it out to be."
Maxwell: "I'm a fish out of water. Dwarven country is not meant for humans. I'm surprised there's not a foot of snow outside."
Olaf: "You're not the only one, boy! It's been unusually hot, lately. All the snow melted! The only reason we took to high ground is because there's fifteen feet of water standing in the lowlands!"
Maxwell: "Sounds like something evil afoot."

Ask questions: I'd like to ask questions about Gresh.
Quit talking: I'll be going, then.

[?]

Ask questions.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Maxwell: "I'd like to ask questions about Gresh."
Olaf: "What would you like to hear, then?"

Unusual Weather: Do you have any idea why this weird weather is going on?
Distance between Gresh and Human Territory: How far are we from human territory?
Currency: What is the local currency?
Weapons: Know where I could get some fine weapons?

[Tomcat]

Ask him if he worships Armok.

In all seriousness, ask him where you can get dwarven steel.

[Altered]

Ask for the distance between Gresh and Human Territory so you can return to your people

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Distance, then currency.

[Doomonkey]

Currency, weapons, weather. In that order.

Screw humans.