Dungeon Crawler! - now with 20% more gnomes

[Lugnut]

They who must not be named

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[IkeTheGeneric]

"I have no clue.". Just go find all the survivors and listen to her. Run off to the south.

All the other doors are locked.

[PurpleMetro]

All the other doors are locked.

No survivors outside?
If true- I repeat my last message
If false- Well... I guess we will just run to the south then...

[IkeTheGeneric]

No survivors outside?
If true- I repeat my last message
If false- Well... I guess we will just run to the south then...

There's dead bodies littered everywhere.

[PurpleMetro]

Ok then. run to the south or any other direction. Dont go east. Somehow I just have a bad feeling about that direction.

[Doomonkey]

Don't run away, try and learn more from the priest.

[Conan]

Before doing anything, anyone knows that a hobbit should check his inventory.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Don't run away, try and learn more from the priest.

The priest, in bad condition, rightfully tells you to just let her die. Before doing so, though, she instructs you to remove the blade from her arm, and use it as a weapon just in case.

She dies, right there.

You brandish the blade.

Before doing anything, anyone knows that a hobbit should check his inventory.

Foolish you, again envying the other races for their traits in using all of that inventory gobbely-gook and nonsense. You wonder how such people figure out how to even DO that.

Regardless, you check your pack to make sure you have any equipment that would be usef-



WOAH

[Cybertails1998]

sack the stuff behind a house

[Doomonkey]

Climb and hide in a tree that is not on fire.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Time for some forgetin updates

Climb and hide in a tree that is not on fire.

Hiding will do this gnome no good. You already have a shortsword in hand and are ready to fight whatever is in that hole-house to the north.

The village's priest died due to this nonsense. Hiding will only make everyone else die at this point.

sack the stuff behind a house

Stealing is gradually a bad idea.

[Doomonkey]

Hide and prepare for ambushing.

[Conan]

Now, now, hobbit, where have you hid that blade? You don't seem to have a firm grasp of it in your inventory.


And take the preist's robe, it would use as a great disguise to be a lowly short monk.

[PurpleMetro]

Where'd all our stuff go!? D:

[IkeTheGeneric]

Hide and prepare for ambushing.

Ambush what?

Now, now, hobbit, where have you hid that blade? You don't seem to have a firm grasp of it in your inventory.


And take the preist's robe, it would use as a great disguise to be a lowly short monk.

You're not a hobbit. Quite frankly, you believe hobbits live quite a ways off from your location. After thinking about it a bit, the inventory's system is not activated and you don't know how to. It's broken and defective and you might have to get it fixed sometime soon.

Although real-time inventories (your leather satchel) work perfectly, and your blade is in there.

And you treat the idea of disrobing the priest with much disdain.