Therapy with Decepticon

[Decepticon]

my snake is bleeding

Cover it with band-aids.

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

"NO YOUR SILENCE WILL NOT EXTRACT THIS FROM ME! I REFUSE TO FALL FOR YOUR TRAP!"

* Runs out of studio, laughing manically

[Decepticon]

"NO YOUR SILENCE WILL NOT EXTRACT THIS FROM ME! I REFUSE TO FALL FOR YOUR TRAP!"

* Runs out of studio, laughing manically

"Okay, Bye."
*Studio claps

[Conan]

* Returns with M1911 pistol

[Decepticon]

* Returns with M1911 pistol

No.

[Cybertails1998]

i like sipping coke out of coffee cups
does that make me weird

[Decepticon]

i like sipping coke out of coffee cups
does that make me weird

No. I do that sometimes.

[Supersylox]

I always use a straw when drinking things
What do

[Juicy Drop Pop]

why did an 80 year old man touch my snake ?

[Decepticon]

I always use a straw when drinking things
What do

This is normal, You can do whatever you want as long as it's legal.

why did an 80 year old man touch my snake ?

You met a creep.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I met a girl I have tons of stuff in common with
wat do

[Decepticon]

I met a girl I have tons of stuff in common with
wat do

...
Ask her to go on a date.

[steve5451]

Your avatar without trans and ugly white filled in areas annoys me.

Why does it annoy me ever so?

Because you have always loved perfect avatars you critic.

[Decepticon]

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