Author Topic: What's the worst message you've ever gotten on your computer? (Read 1696 times)

Dominator · August 25, 2011, 07:05:01 AM

The title says it all. Post what the worst message you've ever gotten on your computer. I have several:
copvampire has logged on.
Green BH has logged on.
Greatnes67 connected.
OS Paged Pool memory has run out. Source engine will now crash and burn.
Runtime has encountered an error and has forced this application to close in an unusual way.
Your ATI Graphics card cannot connect to the power supply properly. Please check the connection or refer to the manual.

Also, if you have more than one, post them in one post. If you come up with another one, modify the old message.

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Mega-Bear · August 25, 2011, 07:06:16 AM

OS memory failure, shutting down then reverting to factory reset.

I fffuuuuu'd.

MegaScientifical · August 25, 2011, 08:15:03 AM

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

duke 838 · August 25, 2011, 08:18:04 AM

My current pc BSOD'd one time i almost stuff my pants, then i though of ways to get money for a new pc. Tried to turn this pc on and it worked completely fine with no problems since =/

Nymethus · August 25, 2011, 08:19:26 AM

some blue screen

uno_da_cat · August 25, 2011, 08:21:38 AM

Quote from: duke 838 on August 25, 2011, 08:18:04 AM

My current pc BSOD'd one time i almost stuff my pants, then i though of ways to get money for a new pc. Tried to turn this pc on and it worked completely fine with no problems since =/

This happened to me too, about twice since I've gotten my computer about 1 and a half years ago.

Sniper-471 · August 25, 2011, 08:21:58 AM

"Minecraft has crashed!"

Hydrabisque · August 25, 2011, 08:22:42 AM

Catherine the Necron is online.

battlebrain · August 25, 2011, 08:26:30 AM

Quote from: MegaScientifical on August 25, 2011, 08:15:03 AM

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

beautiful

TheBlackParrot · August 25, 2011, 08:28:03 AM

Something along the lines of "Could not find (hd0,1)" on boot after a Ubuntu update months ago.

Skorpion · August 25, 2011, 09:31:28 AM

Playing on my netbook last night, on the forums. Using webcam to go one step further on the Post a real life picture topic by taking a short video. Screen went fuzzy, it forgeted up. I went downstairs to show my mum. It tried to repair itself but that was screen forgeted too (That counts as it was a bad message, it showed even the repair was mucked up)
It will have to go for a repair.

Isaac Fox · August 25, 2011, 09:47:57 AM

"The server connection has timed out."

xHerobrinex · August 25, 2011, 09:55:51 AM

"Decepticon is online."

star9578 · August 25, 2011, 10:01:46 AM

Quote from: xHerobrinex on August 25, 2011, 09:55:51 AM

"Decepticon is online."

I second this.

IkeTheGeneric · August 25, 2011, 10:24:37 AM

The red screen of death