This damn black bitch in front of my school.

[Vine]

[rant]
Alright, so there is this black guy that's obsessed with his grass that lives in front of my school.


[lastyear]
I get out of school, get on my bike, and the road is really busy, and the sidewalk is on the other side, so I walk up the front yard of some random guys yard.

Then, all of the sudden, this black guy yells, "GET OFF OF MAH GRASS!"
I continue on walking because it's only 3 feet.
"GET OFF MY GRASS AND I'M TALKING TO THE PRINCIPAL!"
[/lastyear]


[lastweek]
Alright, so this year, I'm biking to school, and I go into his yard because the road is busy.
He put some holly bushes as a razor wire fence.
I just ride through them, it doesn't hurt.
He yells at me as I'm biking up the sidewalk, because apparently he can see the trails in his grass that my tire made 8 hours later.
[/lastweek]


[yesterday]
So, Trent is walking home, and steps on the guys grass.
"GET OFF MY GRASS YOU BITCH."
Trent makes him rage by touching a single blade of grass with the toe of his shoe.
[/yesterday]


[today]
I'm biking up the sidewalk, when I notice a cop standing on the sidewalk.
Trent accidentally walks on the guy's grass, and the cop blows the whistle.
Did he actually get a cop to stand guard over his grass?
[/today]


The guy is an starfish.
I mean, you're in front of a school and the bike rack is in front of your yard, what do you expect.
[/rant]

I just had to let that out.

[Ad Bot]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Quite the starfish he is.

[BuildaBox]

His yard. He kinda does have the right. I'm not saying he should be a douche about it, though.

[Stocking]

If he's black try to make sure his papers are destroyed, that way you can legally take ownership of him and his precious grass.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Set fire to the damn prick's yard.

[Vine]

His yard. He kinda does have the right. I'm not saying he should be a douche about it, though.

What does he expect when his yard is on the opposite side of a busy street that students have to cross.

Did he actually get a cop to stand guard over his grass?

That's kind of extreme.
I should ask him how many times he had to call them to protect his precious grass.
And then pluck a blade of grass from his yard
:trollface:

Set fire to the damn prick's yard.

His yard is too wet.
Me and my friend might troll him on halloween, and get a dog to piss on his yard.

[Mega-Bear]

He's worked hard in those fields bro, show some 'spect.

jk hes a nige

[Trymos]

When the cop is gone set the grass on fire.

Just make the grass dry.

[Supersylox]

MY PRECIOUSSSSS

[TeslaCoil]

Solution,

stop doing stuff on his grass.

[Juicy Drop Pop]

when he's sleeping put salt all over his grass so it cant grow, and wont grow back

[Doomonkey]

You are the one who seems to be in the wrong here.

[Skorpion]

Don't get a dog to do it, silly.
stuff ON HIS LAWN

[Vine]

You are the one who seems to be in the wrong here.

I'm biking too and from school and the road is full of starfishs in suvs who won't let me cross.
And I'm not gonna wait 20 damn minutes for the road to clear.
How much damage does a bicycle tire do to grass anyways?

You rode through his bushes?  Dude, that's a hate crime.

When I'm going 10 and my brakes suck ass I can't help but do it.
And they look dead anyways.

[Hydrabisque]

You rode through his bushes?  Dude, that's a hate crime.