Author Topic: Chuck Norris jokes. (Read 1011 times)

MrMcCakey · August 25, 2011, 11:08:48 PM

Title pretty much explains everything. Post any Chuck Norris jokes you've heard or even made up.

Here, I'll start: Chuck Norris' pubes aren't actually hair; they're steel wool.

Edit: This thread was inspired by Kobewarrior's "You Will Find _______ At Fred Meyer" thread.

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Specever · August 25, 2011, 11:09:05 PM

Zenith · August 25, 2011, 11:09:26 PM

Quote from: Specever on August 25, 2011, 11:09:05 PM

no.

Cybertails1998 · August 25, 2011, 11:11:42 PM

this joke is so old it's not funny

Kochieboy · August 25, 2011, 11:12:07 PM

Quote from: Specever on August 25, 2011, 11:09:05 PM

no.

Cucumber! · August 25, 2011, 11:12:47 PM

YOU DUN INCURRED MA WRATH SONN

CapTMeaT · August 25, 2011, 11:13:03 PM

forget no.

james4115 · August 25, 2011, 11:13:24 PM

yeah, ok

wait, no, not ok

MrMcCakey · August 25, 2011, 11:34:07 PM

Conan · August 25, 2011, 11:34:41 PM

you didn't do anything wrong. its just that these jokes are so freaking old its not funny anymore.

Kochieboy · August 25, 2011, 11:34:51 PM

xHerobrinex · August 25, 2011, 11:34:56 PM

when chuck norris does pushups

hes actually pushing the earth away from a meteor

MrMcCakey · August 25, 2011, 11:38:52 PM

Quote from: Conan on August 25, 2011, 11:34:41 PM

you didn't do anything wrong. its just that these jokes are so freaking old its not funny anymore.

I didn't realize the age of the joke. Dumb cake is dumb.

fred da kiko · August 26, 2011, 12:05:01 AM

chuck norris's cum is bullets.

chuck norris traced his ancestry back to chuck norris

chuck norris has two sons, you may know them as duke nukem and mcgyver

chuck norris has taken on many names in his lifetime, some of his most famous were jesus, george washington, and al Capone.

mattnett1 · August 26, 2011, 12:08:59 AM

This is dumb.