How many guys does it take to get a beer?

[SupahDude]

NONE. it should be opened when it gets to me.

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[Mega-Bear]

lol good one bro

[Kingdaro]

one whole thread

for a joke

[Mega-Bear]

one whole thread

for a joke

but its undermining women so its fine by me

lol inb4stocking

[SupahDude]

lol good one bro

I say that to my GF all the time but instead, I say soda

[TeslaCoil]

I like your signature.

[SupahDude]

I like your signature.

Ohlol thanks

[Blastdown]

This joke doesn't make sense.
The question is about retrieving, the answer is about whether the beer is opened or closed.

[SupahDude]

This joke doesn't make sense.
The question is about retrieving, the answer is about whether the beer is opened or closed.

Well then you obviously don't get it.

[Jaxx]

Well then you obviously don't get it.

are you a loving idiot? he's right, the entire joke is about saying "How many guys does it take to open a *beverage*? None, it should be open when it gets to me."
implied is that a woman brought it to you and that you're a chauvinist
goddamn, you're a moron.

[Mega-Bear]

are you a loving idiot? he's right, the entire joke is about saying "How many guys does it take to open a *beverage*? None, it should be open when it gets to me."
implied is that a woman brought it to you and that you're a chauvinist
goddamn, you're a moron.

Guy pretending to be a girl on the internet.

[Jaxx]

Guy pretending to be a girl on the internet.

i'm a man. :u
i'm explaining the joke to him.
if you're not a chauvinist, most people wouldn't assume a woman would always be bringing it to you, it sustains the joke.

[Mega-Bear]

i'm a man. :u
i'm explaining the joke to him.
if you're not a chauvinist, most people wouldn't assume a woman would always be bringing it to you, it sustains the joke.

Oh, I thought you were a girl offended by the joke.

My bad brotha.

[SupahDude]

are you a loving idiot? he's right, the entire joke is about saying "How many guys does it take to open a *beverage*? None, it should be open when it gets to me."
implied is that a woman brought it to you and that you're a chauvinist
goddamn, you're a moron.

Are you guys getting mad, just because of a loving innocent joke?  Yea, it doesn't make loving sense to you. So loving what? No need to toss around moronic and all that crap.

[Jaxx]

Are you guys getting mad, just because of a loving innocent joke?  Yea, it doesn't make loving sense to you. So loving what? No need to toss around moronic and all that crap.

it's not that it doesn't make sense that's annoying (which is still a problem)
it's that you got the joke wrong