Author Topic: Pizza-Cutter Panic  (Read 2812 times)

I was thinking of buying a pizza cutter since we don't have one at my house. You've convinced me not to.

I was thinking of buying a pizza cutter since we don't have one at my house. You've convinced me not to.
lol



I'm sure it did.
So you would put a band-aid on it without checking for infections and other things?

So you would put a band-aid on it without checking for infections and other things?
Wash it with soap and water. Then put some Neosporin on.

I cut my finger open one time. I was camping and cut fruit and it slipped and I almost cut the tip of my finger off it was down to the bone. But It wasn't really major. We went to like 3 urgent care places and they were all closed. WTF so I ended up going into some dumpy town full of minorities to an ER Trauma center. Trauma as in heart attack major head trauma etc. So I wait for like 2 hours while a bunch of mexicans that don't have health insurance get in before me. They literally just walk in and say what the problem is and get let in. The worst part was that they were just sick with a minor illness. So after two hours I get let in, wait another hour in a bed while a guy next to me recovers from open heart surgery cough hacking and vomiting. Then they just super glue it back together. The end!

tl;dr Public healthcare sucks stuff
« Last Edit: August 27, 2011, 03:55:22 PM by (Fallen) »

>I fell playing football
>Broken arm
>Waits in hospital for 5 hours
>Wait another 2 hours for the x rays
>Wait 30 minutes for the doctor to come to conclusion
>Half assed stuffty cast that hurts get put on my arm

tl;dr Public healthcare sucks stuff


you should've looked before you tried to grab the butter knife then this whole episode would've never happned.

you should've looked before you tried to grab the butter knife then this whole episode would've never happned.
It was a freak accident, so don't start the "it's your fault!" stuff.


When my dad went to get surgery they put him on a metal table and stuck something up his ass and left him in the middle of a hallway with his ass showing and something sticking out for 13 hours LOL. I don't like my dad very much so it was awesome to hear him complain about it when he got home from surgery.

One time I got my finger chopped off when I was a baby.

I broke my wrist and i was the first one to go in even though i was the last to come at the time :3. But then they put me in a MRI for 45 minutes and my arm fell asleep D;.

They also did an X-Ray which lasted 2 minutes.