Author Topic: Pizza-Cutter Panic  (Read 2811 times)

Yesterday has been one hell of a friday, and apparently not just with the news that my sister ran away. While trying to cook something, I got the butter knife out, sadly next to the pizza cutter, I recieved a deep cut in my left thumb. Blood was everywhere, so me and my parents rushed to the emergency room. As some of you might already know, they take forever. When we got there, the nurse looked at it and put stuff on it, probably thinking "Eh, we'll save this case for last." So we were sitting there for 7 hours, with some other people, including a silly little girl making a ton of noise. When my mother couldn't take it anymore, she asked them if they could fit me in. They did, so we went out of the waiting room and into the emergency room. I was ready to get my thumb stitched up, but I have night time epilepsy, so when I had a night seizure (we call them episodes because they aren't passing out and foaming seizures) they said "Sorry, but by protocol we have to get bloodwork and other things done" and a woman came in with a big-ass needle. My mom got pissed because they were more worried about my night time epilepsy than my thumb. The other doctor was cool, so my mom felt bad, cause' he was scared to talk to my mom, but her and the head doctor were toe to toe, they did not make friends. In the end, I got my stitches.

I'm not trying to be an ass, but by the laws of triage, you'd be qualified to be treated last.


I'm sorry that happened. :c
I broke my arm in 2 places and had to sit in the hospital for over 4 hours for someone to help me, it hurt like hell.

You should have just put a band-aid on it. Blood has the magical ability to clot.

I broke my middle toe, cracked in the middle, and it was jammed, right up against my growing plate, and I had to go to school.

I like the name of the topic.

My story
>Break elbow
>Go to hospital
>Wait two hours of unbearable pain
>Wait one day with unbearable pain and nurses working around the clock giving me medicine.
>Surgery pins put in arm
>6 weeks later
>Pins taken out WHILE IM AWAKE
It above all leads to me hating the hospital...

Well one time there was this tuna jar...

Well one time there was this tuna jar...
No.
My story
>Break elbow
>Go to hospital
>Wait two hours of unbearable pain
>Wait one day with unbearable pain and nurses working around the clock giving me medicine.
>Surgery pins put in arm
>6 weeks later
>Pins taken out WHILE IM AWAKE
It above all leads to me hating the hospital...
Eww... That sounds painful...




I see what you did there.
it wasn't a joke.
let me rephrase it.
its so loving stupid lol.
there.

You should have just put a band-aid on it. Blood has the magical ability to clot.
Are you stupid? It required stitches.